Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but the rest of the morning make you feel like a hangover.

I wish that you had a drow, an argonian, a klingon, and a halfling (that are of the oppisite gender)as your servants.

Granted, they all turn on me.

I wish guns only shot blanks.

Granted, but we opt for napalm, tear gas, and other such things now.

I wish that I could cause people's heads to explode.

Granted. But it always gets all over your face when they do.

I wish I had a towel to take with me when I hitchhike across the galaxy.

Granted, but it soon gets obliterated during a battle between humans and aliens in a terrifying meteorite shower.

I wish that we could hear Christmas songs throughout the year.

Granted. Radio stations may now only play "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and "Grandma Got run over by a Reindeer" alternately.

I wish to swim in water and not get wet.

Oh this thread would be fun!

Granted, You swim in a sea of dispersed ice, and like quick sand, you get sucked under.


I wish, without any change in my self what so ever, that everyone in (and on) the world was healthier smarter happier and more well to do then I am.

granted(you weren't spieces specific).......
all the apes are as smart as us, now the war begains

I will start the wish:

I wish that they made a TF2 miniature strategy game.

Granted. It's the only strategy game that can fit on the head of a pin.

I wish for a perfect week.

granted, for a whole week everyone bounced their balls, watched the same shows, drove the same cars, everything, in unison. copying you to perfection. driving you insane.


I wish to invent anti gravity and warp drive so humanity can reach for the stars.

Unfortunately it caused the Earth's gravity to cease and left everyone floating in space.

I wish my neighbor would have a oiled robot that I designed.

Granted. The oil leaks back to your place and a spark ensues.

I wish to dig to the other side of the planet.

Granted, but you run into the core and are reduced to ashes.

I wish that I had a raygun.

granted, but when you point to use it you realize that you held it backwards as you zap your self to death.

I wish I was my self.

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Granted, but your inner self terrifies you so much that you spend all day shivering and watching the beautiful, nice parts of Disney cartoons all day as you try to recover.

I wish that I could be a Switcher, that is, change into different animal species whenever I want.