Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You did not say what you wanted those more than, so you have just more physical strength and mental agility than a moth.

I wish for a smart phone to properly operate without batteries nor electricity.

Granted. But you must now live at the bottom of a pyramid, and can never leave.

I wish that I had an unbeatable argument.

Granted, but now you are responsible for everything that goes wrong.

I wish I could fly an airplane.

Granted, but you don't know how to stop it.

I wish i was no longer anxious.

Granted, you wake up to find there are no longer anyone left on the world, not even aggressive animals nor insects. while the world is full of abundant fruits and plant life to were you would never starve. and the rest you would ever need has been left behind for you by all those that vanished.


I wish I had never made this wish that I am making now.

Granted, but you now have made the wish to have a flumph instead.


I wish you were a flumph from d&d.

Passive wish, for I am already am avid DDO player!
(and damned good too)

hehehe

I wish, without any change in my self, or in that of space and time or dimension what so ever, that all peoples got at least one wish that would make them happy, without corrupting the rest of the world.

Granted. Unfortunately, Hitler's wish is an exception.

I wish that Cthulhu and the Great Ones appeared in the world of My Little Pony so all would either go mad from the revelation or flee into a new dark age of ignorance.

Granted, but Rainbow Dash soon decides to fly out and save the day by flying into Cthulu and the Great Ones repeatedly, several times, giving them extensive damage.

I wish that my keyboard could sometimes read my mind.

Granted, just you will have to wait another 10-15 years before it happens.

I wish, that I will find a better job before this next months days are over, where I want to find said work at and move there, and that my kids mother wont fuss and fight with me over wanting to move our kids schooling along with me to this new place.

Granted. Your job is that as death's receptionist.

I wish that dragons, nymphs, the fair folk, and mermaids existed.

No, you failed the wish and in that of corrupting it.
For that is not where the job I stated I desired would be.

Granted, you have a job playing Mickey Mouse at Disneyland and your spouse and kids will be on the rides 24/7.

I wish bankers knew what the hell they were doing.

Granted; they now know exactly how to screw you over.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but before you can eat it a big gray monkey snatches it away and eats it.

I wish Tallyman had another banana

Erm, granted, but erm... another monkey steals this one too!

I wish for a cup of tea.