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MinatoTea
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09 Jan 2010, 1:25 pm

I found them in the middle of the streets when I lost my old pair. It fits me perfectly.

Now where are those £2.99 steaks they were talkin' about?



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09 Jan 2010, 1:45 pm

Accidently spilled soda on it, then it started growing maggots :eew: so I had to throw them in the bin, AAAH no, that is the same one I put my dead hair dye in, noooooooo....

Where is my rewind button?


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09 Jan 2010, 2:02 pm

It rewinded itself back into the middle ages

Now where's my plane ticket to Japan I was promised?



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09 Jan 2010, 2:16 pm

It left for Japan without you.

Where is my knighthood? I should be the honourable Sir TallyMan by now.


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10 Jan 2010, 5:28 am

the royal decree was written, but one of the corgis pooped while out walking and HRH QEII needed something to pick it up... in the interest of responsible dog ownership she had to.

forgotten, the soiled letter was not replaced with a new one and as a result you missed your own knighting ceremony... and HRH QEII has now put you on the naughty list.

sorry TallyMan.

hehe :D

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where is the new beastie boys album?


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10 Jan 2010, 6:43 am

In the bin.

Where is instant money?



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10 Jan 2010, 6:52 am

sorry to tell you imperiousdork, there's no such thing as free money or, indeed, a free lunch... you're just going to have to work at it.

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where are my lens wipes and eye-glass lens cleaning solution?


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10 Jan 2010, 8:03 am

I don't know. I don't wear glasses. Mum! What are you doing with that eye glass cleaning kit?
Here, I've found it. :lol:

Where is my health food?


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10 Jan 2010, 8:17 am

Oh it was yours was it? I'm afraid it looked so tasty and forlorn that I couldn't resist eating it.

Where is my desert?


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10 Jan 2010, 12:49 pm

Apparently you are in one... Time to get eatened.. :twisted:

Where is that secret ingredient?


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12 Jan 2010, 11:54 am

I used it in my curry for food tech

It tasted good. and I got a A* for it.

Now where's the subscribed anime magazine I was promised to be delivered to my home today?



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12 Jan 2010, 12:58 pm

I'm you remember :lol: you lent me your identity so now im getting all your amine magazines... and actually its manga.... :lol:

Where is my identity?


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12 Jan 2010, 5:52 pm

You have amnesia.

Where is my library card?


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12 Jan 2010, 5:54 pm

I stole it to take out 100 of my favourite books from the library.

Where is your credit card, I'd like that too! :lol:


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12 Jan 2010, 5:55 pm

I don't have a credit card!

Where is my can of pepper spray?


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12 Jan 2010, 5:56 pm

I sold it to a defenceless little old lady.

Where is your bicycle? :twisted:


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