15 Jan 2008, 11:37 am
How will that dyson cope with all mess
15 Jan 2008, 12:23 pm
Visibly horrified, Martha Stewart has just arrived home to find her house is a mess! Some pranksters have really messed with the wrong woman.
richie
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15 Jan 2008, 7:00 pm
Gets sacked by this woman...
16 Jan 2008, 8:29 am
Bill Gates drops a computer on the woman above.
16 Jan 2008, 10:49 am
Customers are unhappy with the Xbox 360, as their consoles have suffered from the RED RING OF DEATH.
16 Jan 2008, 12:21 pm
Technophobics destroys the xbox
iamnotaparakeet
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16 Jan 2008, 3:13 pm
Nikola mocks the technophobes.
16 Jan 2008, 8:28 pm
Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla clashed endlessly over the first standards war in American history: AC versus DC current. The Serbian Tesla routinely calculated everything, and may have even been an Aspie, while the Dutch-English Edison clumsily but resolutely plowed through experiment after blind experiment, in a costly and instinctless process of elimination. Though Tesla started out working for Edison, he eventually left and formed his own competing company. But Edison gave Tesla the hardest time of his life, effectively becoming his arch-nemesis.
So, Edison, who invented the lightbulb, was the better businessman of the two -- by far -- and in that, he trumped Tesla, who nonetheless invented the AC motor.
NoNameRockBand
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16 Jan 2008, 8:36 pm
Sushi trumps Lightbulb Man!
SleepyDragon
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17 Jan 2008, 7:55 am
Sushi was transformed into a bolster cushion. 
17 Jan 2008, 8:38 am
Man sits on bolster coushion and squashes it.
17 Jan 2008, 11:10 am
Excessive meditation turns man into an idiot.
SleepyDragon
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18 Jan 2008, 5:15 am
Overcaffeination will forestall all meditation.
18 Jan 2008, 8:43 am
Gordon Brown bans coffee.
18 Jan 2008, 12:09 pm
All the Workers can't work because the coffee ban.
iamnotaparakeet
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18 Jan 2008, 1:50 pm
The workers are replaced by robots who don't need coffee.
