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Wish Granted- But your mice were keeping the dryer working, and now crumbs clog it up.
I wish to start a travel company.

Comment: The who thing's sometimes gets hillarous.

Granted, but it only goes to Alaska in December.

I wish for a trained rat.

Granted, its been trained to steal your food and can open any container it pleases. Its also trained to jump on your face every morning to wake you up, and to whistle nonstop when he's not eating.

I wish for a "smart" bicycle that is programmed for me to ride without ever falling off.

Granted, but the bike falls in the water, and makes you drown.

I wish to go to disney world.

Granted. Minnie Mouse falsely accuses you of attempted rape and you end up in prison.

I wish to safely fly backwards.

Granted, but you can never move forward again.

I wish for a perfectly cooked steak.

Granted. But being a lonely ghost, you are incapable of eating it. Sorry.

I wish for a clever answer to this wish.

Granted, but there's nothing tangible so you just wasted a wish.

I wish the person who answers this would be a turtle.

Granted, i snap at you.

I wish to change back from being a turtle.

Granted. You're back to being a three-eyed fish. And here comes a turtle.

I wish that next year, my birthday is more exciting than this year's.

Everyone is so excited that you go into a meltdown.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Granted. However you can only see by x-rays now and the world becomes ghostlike. Oh, you give everybody you meet cancer and they die.

I wish my brother inlaw and his girlfriend and his soon to be born child have a safe and happy and productive life without a lot of drama.

Granted. They live in a safe, dramaless house made of bubble wrap, surrounded by a white picket bubble wrap fence.

I wish it was Easter so I could eat chocolate (gave it up for Lent).

Granted, but the chocolate has been left out in the sun too long and is now melted and stuck to the wrapping paper.

I wish for my own personal stash of alcohol.

Granted, now you fall into a state of alcholism

I wish that world leaders could be less corrupt

Granted. but they get replaced by even more corrupt leaders.

I wish the sun would rise in the west.