Corrupt A Wish

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Browncoat
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28 Feb 2013, 9:51 pm

Done. All languages everywhere are instantly annihilated. Society collapses and never recovers.

I wish Shadowrun was real

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28 Feb 2013, 10:47 pm

danmac comedy award sirtificat
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01 Mar 2013, 8:19 pm

^ Nawww! That's lovely, Danmac. Thanks for the "sirtificat" (whatever that is).

Browncoat wrote:

Done. All languages everywhere are instantly annihilated. Society collapses and never recovers.

I wish Shadowrun was real

Granted. You're now a part of the Shadowrun game being run on my computer. Shame I don't know how to play the game very well. Knowing me, you'll probably die falling down a flight of stairs, or magically exploding your own arse ... or something equally unimpressive.

I wish that everyone spoke and understood the same language.

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01 Mar 2013, 8:51 pm

Granted. It is a new language consisting of only two words.

I wish for a comfortable blanket big enough to cover all of me

Browncoat
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01 Mar 2013, 8:56 pm

Granted, the blanket promptly suffocates you.

I wish I had a Portal Gun

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01 Mar 2013, 9:34 pm

You're also trapped in Aperture Laboratories, GLADOS is in a particularly evil mood and, yes, your cake is a lie.

I wish I could get the cake that Browncoat won't be getting

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01 Mar 2013, 9:39 pm

Granted, you bake the cake with loving care. But before you can take a bite, you're brought to join me at Aperture Labs

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01 Mar 2013, 9:44 pm

I wish Browncoat had remembered to make a wish for me to corrupt

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01 Mar 2013, 9:54 pm

I wish politicians were actually useful

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01 Mar 2013, 10:26 pm

granted- they make the fire burn hotter

I wish my vote counted

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01 Mar 2013, 10:39 pm

Granted, your vote becomes sentient and can count all the way up to 10 on its own!

I wish Browncoat had remembered to grant my wish

Darkone101
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02 Mar 2013, 1:20 pm

Granted he did.

I wish you and him did not keep posting for each other.

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02 Mar 2013, 2:19 pm

granted- they post to eachother now

I wish the planet was less polluted

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02 Mar 2013, 2:33 pm

Granted - all of it lands up in chi town burbs. You may battle to get out the front door.
Or even to breathe as all forms of pollution are stored here.

I wish I could speed read every (good) book ever written.

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02 Mar 2013, 5:21 pm

granted- right after finishing the last book, you look up to find you life is now come to an end and all you did was read

I wish my eyes wouldn't glaze over from reading

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02 Mar 2013, 6:42 pm

Granted. I steal your book, and poke your eyes out. Hey, now you can be a real Cheshire Cat ... in a book!

I wish I could play the guitar really well.

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