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TomGunsmoke
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Location: Western US

06 May 2013, 7:34 pm

Why is there a cactus in my Tequila Sunrise? I ordered an umbrella!

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Sylkat
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Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

06 May 2013, 8:17 pm

C-c-c-can I c-c-c-come in n-n-n-now?

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TomGunsmoke
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Location: Western US

06 May 2013, 9:16 pm

Damn I'm funny!

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Vertex
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Joined: 29 Mar 2013
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 228
Location: United States-California

07 May 2013, 2:29 am

Don't look into its eyes, lest they consume your soul

Sciuridae
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Posts: 4,235
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07 May 2013, 3:07 am

"'MURICA!" *gunfire*

Brainfre3ze_93
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07 May 2013, 9:07 am

Don't mind me, I will be chewing on your electrical wires.

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WitchsCat
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Location: Cleveland, OH

07 May 2013, 12:43 pm

You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel...

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Black cat on duty

Vertex
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Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 228
Location: United States-California

07 May 2013, 3:33 pm

I see the universe, and I am unimpressed.

equestriatola
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Location: Wherever my mind wants it to be

10 May 2013, 1:28 am

I AM AMERICAN BLACK DEADPOOL!

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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.

appletheclown
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Age: 33
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Posts: 2,378
Location: Soul Society

11 May 2013, 1:50 pm

I'm orange, because I have perpetual jaundice!

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comedic burp

equestriatola
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14 May 2013, 7:58 am

Did you just call me a little kid?!

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Brainfre3ze_93
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15 May 2013, 10:21 am

Where do humans come from?

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StudebakerHawk
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15 May 2013, 10:39 am

tequila sunrise

Brainfre3ze_93
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16 May 2013, 9:04 am

I'm in 2-D!

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StudebakerHawk
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16 May 2013, 9:46 am

I'm in Tucson!

Murihiku
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20 May 2013, 12:29 am

Jesus Christ just went hipster.

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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