WARNING! BADGER ALERT! WARNING! BADGER ALERT!

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02 Aug 2010, 2:14 am

mjs82 wrote:

badgers are good. badgers post no threat whatsoever. i love badgers. badgers are our friends and we should do everything they tell us to do because if we don't they'll kil

Who are you and what did they do to mjs82????

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02 Aug 2010, 3:35 am

*points to her new custom title*

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03 Aug 2010, 4:20 am

we cannot defeat the badgers.

instead we must learn to accept them as our new overlords and learn which foods they like so we can prepare them delicious meals to keep them satisfied lest they wish to kill us for their own amusement in a gladitorial arena of some description

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03 Aug 2010, 4:36 am

I see that the end is nigh.

I wasted all my youth on fighting badgers, and now it seems they are winning and leaving me defeated.

Oh woe is me!!

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03 Aug 2010, 8:14 am

Because of this thread, I had a dream about a huge family of badgers trying to adopt me as one of their own. And they smelled horrible.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:45 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Because of this thread, I had a dream about a huge family of badgers trying to adopt me as one of their own. And they smelled horrible.

That... wasn't... a... DREAM!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

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04 Aug 2010, 7:56 am

Need ermines be afraid of badgers, I wonder now. (wez the same family i.e. Mustelidae)

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04 Aug 2010, 8:16 am

^ COLLABORATOR!! ! Burn him! He's the same family as badgers! Sneaks in as one of us but is really a badger spy! Burn him, burn him, burn him, burn him, burn him, burn him, burn him! :twisted:

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04 Aug 2010, 8:33 am

No no, ermines are solitary creatures.... and I really wonder how the two get along. They share the same biotope and probably occasionally encounter one and other, I think. Um, I have a sense they do not like each other much. Territorial thing, food preference overlap, kids protection, etc....

Well,