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20 Jan 2011, 6:46 pm

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20 Jan 2011, 8:09 pm

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20 Jan 2011, 8:36 pm

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21 Jan 2011, 5:13 pm

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21 Jan 2011, 5:44 pm

If you spell KyleTheGhost wrong, it won't be corrected. Unless saying you have seconds to live counts as correction.

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21 Jan 2011, 6:03 pm

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24 Jan 2011, 12:45 pm

The reason no ships have ever returned from the Bermuda Triangle is because KyleTheGhost uses the Bermuda Triangle as his vacational spot.

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24 Jan 2011, 1:35 pm

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24 Jan 2011, 2:06 pm

Everytime ninjas need energy drinks, they drink KyleTheGhost's sweat

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24 Jan 2011, 2:13 pm

FalconPunch39 wrote:

Everytime ninjas need energy drinks, they drink KyleTheGhost's sweat

Hmm, do Ghosts sweat?

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24 Jan 2011, 2:33 pm

Hmm, do Ghosts sweat?

Only the friendly ones

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24 Jan 2011, 2:36 pm

FalconPunch39 wrote:

Hmm, do Ghosts sweat?

Only the friendly ones

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24 Jan 2011, 2:40 pm

The reason why KyleTheGhost never went to war is because the military wanted a challenge and they knew that KyleTheGhost would make the opposition surrender on their knees :!:

G-G-G-G-GHOST!! !! !

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24 Jan 2011, 2:46 pm

FalconPunch39 wrote:

The reason why KyleTheGhost never went to war is because the military wanted a challenge and they knew that KyleTheGhost would make the opposition surrender on their knees :!:

G-G-G-G-GHOST!! !! !

I would do that with a homing rocket launcher on my wrist, a flame thrower on my other wrist, and laser eye vision. I'm a friendly ghost, but I will defend myself if necessary.

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24 Jan 2011, 9:53 pm

There once was a tale of a sword in a stone. Which was based on a true story when KyleTheGhost mistook the stone for a human being and stabbed it with no mercy!

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