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01 Oct 2011, 7:35 pm

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Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

Defile tea with cyanide!? Why, that should be a crime.

Kazam, it is now a crime to spike someones tea with cyanide. Aren't i good?

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01 Oct 2011, 7:36 pm

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

Defile tea with cyanide!? Why, that should be a crime.

Kazam, it is now a crime to spike someones tea with cyanide. Aren't i good?

Oh yes. Thank you much. ^_^ The tea is sacred and should be respected.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:58 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

Defile tea with cyanide!? Why, that should be a crime.

Kazam, it is now a crime to spike someones tea with cyanide. Aren't i good?

Oh yes. Thank you much. ^_^ The tea is sacred and should be respected.

Still, im thinking poisoning is definitely the way to go. It's just so much more civilised.

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01 Oct 2011, 8:04 pm

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

Defile tea with cyanide!? Why, that should be a crime.

Kazam, it is now a crime to spike someones tea with cyanide. Aren't i good?

Oh yes. Thank you much. ^_^ The tea is sacred and should be respected.

Still, im thinking poisoning is definitely the way to go. It's just so much more civilised.

Mmm, ribena

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01 Oct 2011, 8:15 pm

I could just feed them McDonald's, yeah?

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01 Oct 2011, 8:27 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

I could just feed them McDonald's, yeah?

i thought we were just on about killing tequila but who am i to stop you when you're on a roll? It's all coming out now!

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01 Oct 2011, 8:31 pm

Oh, I've got a special weapon for Tequila. :twisted:

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01 Oct 2011, 8:33 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Oh, I've got a special weapon for Tequila. :twisted:

Would it be rude to ask for a picture?

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01 Oct 2011, 8:34 pm

Not at all, but I won't be revealing it lest he devise a defense against it.

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01 Oct 2011, 8:46 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Not at all, but I won't be revealing it lest he devise a defense against it.

I wouldn't worry so much, it's quite hard to get hold of bullet proof vests in the uk.

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01 Oct 2011, 8:47 pm

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Not at all, but I won't be revealing it lest he devise a defense against it.

I wouldn't worry so much, it's quite hard to get hold of bullet proof vests in the uk.

Ebay?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from= ... Categories

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01 Oct 2011, 8:58 pm

DC wrote:

dontslowmedown wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Not at all, but I won't be revealing it lest he devise a defense against it.

I wouldn't worry so much, it's quite hard to get hold of bullet proof vests in the uk.

Ebay?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from= ... Categories

Looks like his best chance of survival aye.

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01 Oct 2011, 10:48 pm

Who said anything about bullets?

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01 Oct 2011, 10:53 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Who said anything about bullets?

There are guns that use bullets that can pierce body armour.

TeaEarlGreyHot: I hope you're not gonna do permanent harm to my body. It says "self-defence", not "murder" as the thread title.

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01 Oct 2011, 11:06 pm

Don't look at me. I'm not the one that started talking about killing!

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02 Oct 2011, 3:23 am

I think Tea should have a team of snipers covering her every move.

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