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02 Jul 2014, 6:07 pm

You may think that, butcher wrong!

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03 Jul 2014, 1:41 am

The police had to surgery where to find the escaped convict.

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03 Jul 2014, 3:38 am

The party was cancelled, so they had to orange it for another day.

PEANUT

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03 Jul 2014, 4:32 am

CosmicRuss wrote:

......
PYTHAGORAS

if the bulls do not get pie, they gore us.

babybird wrote:

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he drew people urinating and submitted it to the "peein' art" contest.

detract

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03 Jul 2014, 4:42 am

The farmer was crying because he couldn't get detractor to work.

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03 Jul 2014, 11:48 am

The Veteran Virgin's Association's new logo is a gravy under a red A.

INTESTINE.

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03 Jul 2014, 11:58 am

The scientist got a kick from intestine his participants.

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03 Jul 2014, 1:42 pm

I almost goat away with it.

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03 Jul 2014, 3:45 pm

the child kept more-pink the clay into odd new shapes.

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03 Jul 2014, 8:11 pm

*Double Post

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03 Jul 2014, 8:12 pm

He round the crank and watched the engine splutter into life

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