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Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Your paper is making a nice hat upon my head. Where is my felt top hat?
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
I gave it to top cat..... for all his money now i'm rich BLAST!! its just papers..... Where is my tongue?
Timelady Veteran
Joined: 13 May 2006Age: 34Gender: FemalePosts: 641Location: in the TARDIS
my cat is eating it because she is hungry where is my cat's food?
K-9 ate it Where is my laptop?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
on Timelady's lap where is my quiche?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Don't look at me - I'm busy swimming. Where is that hot chilli?
in Tijuana. Where is my library card?
I borrowed it... mine had reached its limit of 50 books. I hope you don't mind. Where is my cookery book?
I cooked it. I hope you don't mind. Where is my other red & white potholder?
In the dishwasher. Where is my aardvark?
In bed with the flu. Where is my hermitage?
In the garden sitting under a tree. Where is mine?
On a desert island that will be lost to global warming & rising sea levels. Where is my homing pigeon?
Oh! Sorry, I noticed it had a message tied to its leg, but it was already in the pot by then. Where is are my chicken stock cubes?
Sorry, chicken stock comes in jars, boxes, cans, or very large stainless steel pots. Not cubes. Where is my mother?
(They come in little foil wrapped cubes here ) You forgot she was with you and accidentally left her behind at the service station where she is frantically wondering where you have gone. Where is my pet goldfish?