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Thatmew
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27 Jan 2010, 1:43 pm

Your paper is making a nice hat upon my head.

Where is my felt top hat?



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27 Jan 2010, 1:47 pm

I gave it to top cat..... for all his money :D now i'm rich :D BLAST!! its just papers.....

Where is my tongue? 8O 8O 8O


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27 Jan 2010, 3:37 pm

my cat is eating it because she is hungry

where is my cat's food?


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27 Jan 2010, 3:39 pm

K-9 ate it :P

Where is my laptop?


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27 Jan 2010, 4:14 pm

on Timelady's lap

where is my quiche?



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27 Jan 2010, 4:16 pm

Don't look at me - I'm busy swimming.

Where is that hot chilli?


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27 Jan 2010, 4:21 pm

in Tijuana.

Where is my library card?



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27 Jan 2010, 4:22 pm

I borrowed it... mine had reached its limit of 50 books. I hope you don't mind.

Where is my cookery book?


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27 Jan 2010, 4:44 pm

I cooked it. I hope you don't mind.

Where is my other red & white potholder?



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27 Jan 2010, 5:13 pm

In the dishwasher.

Where is my aardvark?


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27 Jan 2010, 5:15 pm

In bed with the flu.

Where is my hermitage?



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27 Jan 2010, 5:17 pm

In the garden sitting under a tree.

Where is mine?


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27 Jan 2010, 5:18 pm

On a desert island that will be lost to global warming & rising sea levels.

Where is my homing pigeon?



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27 Jan 2010, 5:21 pm

Oh! Sorry, I noticed it had a message tied to its leg, but it was already in the pot by then.

Where is are my chicken stock cubes?


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27 Jan 2010, 5:23 pm

Sorry, chicken stock comes in jars, boxes, cans, or very large stainless steel pots. Not cubes.

Where is my mother?



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27 Jan 2010, 5:26 pm

(They come in little foil wrapped cubes here :D )

You forgot she was with you and accidentally left her behind at the service station where she is frantically wondering where you have gone.

Where is my pet goldfish?


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