Where is my..... [Game]

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Oh ... (burp). It was a pet? Gee, sorry. I used it in my fish-head curry.

Where, oh where, has my little dog gone? Where, oh where, can he be?

He was tied to the back of your car. You forgot to untie him when you drove into town and...

Where is my garlic press?

Erm.... For some reason, you garlic thingy has been taken....

Where is my fun side of me?

Right next to the humorless side of you.

Where is the fountain of youth?

The fountain of youth has sunk followed by the titanic

Where is my boat?

In the sink.

Where is my blue dress?

Well, its like this. I thought I'd help out and threw it into the washing machine but mistook the washing powder for the bleach and well... er... sorry.

Where are my blue jeans?

You gave it to i_wanna_blue... it definitely suits him well NiCE

Now, where is my eyebrows?

Er, well, it's like this ... I thought that red tablecloth was color-stable, but um.....

Where is my manual typewriter?

Same place as mine, mechanical heaven along with the ribbon spools.

Where is my first computer?

You handed it down to me, remember? Ever so grateful.

Where is my unicorn?

Unicorn? Sorry, I thought it was a horse with growth on its head, so I took it to the vet and he removed it...

Where is my phoenix? Last time I saw it, it was playing near the camp fire?

Your phoenix is being shared out to each veteran on WP say goodbye to your phoenix TallyMan.

Where is my claim for a million pounds?

I thought that I was 2.5 Million Dollars richer.

Where is my Kinks T-shirt?

I ironed it.

Where is my bug spray?

It died from the toxic chemicals.

Where is the postman?