Where is my..... [Game]

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He's hiding from Kevin Costner!


Where is my earwax cleaning thingy that I bought in an asian grocery?
(It's like a tiny little spoon that you stick in your ear and swirl around
and gather out all the gunk. I wish I'd never bought it now because when
it's crammed all the way in there I can feel it scraping against the scar tissue that's formed since the last time I REALLY got stuck in, in there!
(The whole time, I keep thinking of Dr Karls sage advice ;
"Never put in your ear anything larger than your elbow")

For that very reason, your mother confiscated it and destroyed it.

Where is my long hair that I had in that driver's license photo?

Shorn away from your head.

Where is my pay!?

It's all been deducted for taxes.

Where is my pet pig?

It's in the table--roasted to perfection.

Where is everybody?

According to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, they're all either a) on earth, b) in hell, c) in purgatory, or d) in heaven.

Where is my packet of Green Zebra seeds?

I planted them but only ordinary black and white zebras came up. Must have been a duff packet.

Where is my watering can?

In the milk-cow's watering trough.

Where is my little flock of milk-goats?

They are busy eating your laundry.

Where has my mind been?

In the gutter, young man!

Where is my fairy godmother?

Hanging out in the gutter with me.

Where are the lolcats at?

lol'ing at the scubadogs.

Where are my daffodils?

Digesting safely in scuba-dog’s tummy.

Where can I find more daffodils?

In April or so.

Where is my other pair of long underwear?

The 11th Doctor is wearing them because he is ashamed of something

where is my mummy?

in a tomb in egypt

where is my photoshop disk?!?!