Where is my..... [Game]

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You gave it to everyone already i'm afraid, you are now short of supply.

Where is my ketchup?

Ketchup? I thought it was blood and gave it to the hospital as a donation

Where is the poor sod they gave the transfusion to?

You are talking to him

Where is my secret recipe?

You mean the secret recipe for making hot dogs with real dogs? Er.... what can I say.

Where is my cat? (Don't tell me you have a recipe for that too?)

No, I don't have any recipes for cats. But I did give it a massage and catnip. It should be on its way back.

Where is my massage table?

It is currently in use and reserved for the old fart.....

Where is my invitation to that spa?

You are banned for farting in the spa!

Where is my membership?

I've got it, right here. Here's your membership card. Have a nice day.

Where's my weighted blanket?

The lorry bringing it to your house collapsed under its weight.

Where is my cup of tea?

Here it is. Let's have tea, together.

Where's my can opener?

I had to open somebody's head with it

Where is my lollipop?

It's on the counter, beside my Coke.

Where is my Union Jack?

Sunk in Boston Harbor.

Where's my olive?

Were they yours? Sorry. They were tasty though.

Where are some more?

Not here, our winters are too cold.

Where's my fresh-off-the-vine tomato?

Not me this time. I grow my own - especially those yummy little cherry tomatoes.

Where is my plant food?