Where is my..... [Game]

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In the compost bin.

Where are my red wigglers?

At the end of my fishing line.

Where are all the moles in my garden?

They got caught and sent up for espionage.

Where is that critter that ate the blue hen?

Currently admiring your other hens.

Where is my letter from the incompetent French authorities?

It was re-routed to Czechoslovakia; since Czechoslovakia no longer exists, it has been burned for fuel.

ETA: Where is that old Roman Empire now, huh?

Where was your question?

Diverted to the former soviet union for analysis by the kgb.

Where did the KGB ever end up?

The kgb ended up hiding under Sarah Palins bed.

Where is my garden hoe?

You lent it to me, remember? It broke on a big rock in the back 40 -- sorry!

Where is my mule?

He refused to go back to you, he is very stubborn.

Where is my pet mouse?

Isn't it attached to your computer?

Where is my pet owl?

Watching over your hens.

Where is my pet buzzard?

Circling ... you should take better care of yourself, hon!

Where is the secret to really good whole-grain bread?

France.

Where are the best baguettes in the world to be found?

Probably France but luckily our boulangiers here do a pretty good baguette too.

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Where is my favourite fresh baguette dish? (with mayonnaise, slices of pickle, tomato and onion, rocket lettuce, a (thick) slice of halibut, lemon juice, dill, salt and pepper)

Well?

Don't look at me! Not sure why that should seem unappetizing, though. I love a bagel with smoked salmon, cream cheese, red onion and capers.....

Where is my scullery maid?