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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
I'm here maam, what would you like? Where is my scullery maid costume?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Being mended where you split the seams. Where is my Wonder Woman costume?
Er.. well you know that fancy dress party I went to in drag.. well, there was a sort of fight and ... Where is my nightcap?
I've been wearing it to cover my bald spot. Where is my hot buttered rum?
Your hot buttered rum is in the hands of a hot buttered nun. Where is my hot water bottle?
I gave it an aspirin to bring down its temperature. Where is my heating pad?
Warming up my home brewed wine. Where is my funnel?
I used it to pour broth into canning jars, yesterday. Where is Atlantis?
I swam over it yesterday crossing the Atlantic. Where is the crew of the Marie Celeste?
On Circe's island Where is Circe's island?
I'll ask the Argonauts the next time I see them in the pub. Where is the nearest pub?
I guess you could call S&J's that, though it's kind of a seedy dive ... 2 blocks away. Where is the nearest NICE pub?
Around a 100 miles away from me Where are my fresh baked cheese and onion scones?
Just in the oven, sir. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
On television (according to Google ) The next person uses Google a lot.
Yep. Google rocks. The next person no longer uses a printed dictionary.