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29 Jan 2010, 4:46 pm

I'm here maam, what would you like?

Where is my scullery maid costume?


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29 Jan 2010, 4:48 pm

Being mended where you split the seams.

Where is my Wonder Woman costume?



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29 Jan 2010, 4:49 pm

Er.. well you know that fancy dress party I went to in drag.. well, there was a sort of fight and ...

Where is my nightcap?


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29 Jan 2010, 4:52 pm

I've been wearing it to cover my bald spot. 8O

Where is my hot buttered rum?



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29 Jan 2010, 4:55 pm

Your hot buttered rum is in the hands of a hot buttered nun.

Where is my hot water bottle?


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29 Jan 2010, 4:56 pm

I gave it an aspirin to bring down its temperature.

Where is my heating pad?



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29 Jan 2010, 4:58 pm

Warming up my home brewed wine.

Where is my funnel?


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29 Jan 2010, 5:00 pm

I used it to pour broth into canning jars, yesterday.

Where is Atlantis?



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29 Jan 2010, 5:02 pm

I swam over it yesterday crossing the Atlantic.

Where is the crew of the Marie Celeste?


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29 Jan 2010, 5:04 pm

On Circe's island

Where is Circe's island?



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29 Jan 2010, 5:07 pm

I'll ask the Argonauts the next time I see them in the pub.

Where is the nearest pub?


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29 Jan 2010, 5:08 pm

I guess you could call S&J's that, though it's kind of a seedy dive ... 2 blocks away.

Where is the nearest NICE pub?



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29 Jan 2010, 5:10 pm

Around a 100 miles away from me :(

Where are my fresh baked cheese and onion scones?


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29 Jan 2010, 5:15 pm

Just in the oven, sir.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?



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29 Jan 2010, 5:18 pm

On television (according to Google :lol: )

The next person uses Google a lot.


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29 Jan 2010, 6:19 pm

Yep. Google rocks.

The next person no longer uses a printed dictionary.