Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! You do things quickly and correctly...everything except using that bathroom like an adult.

I wish to not have multiple personality disorder.....especially if one personality starts a doll collection, and the other has a pet spider. Oh, the horror!

I thought you might appreciate that!

Granted, you are cured of your MPD, but you still have to deal with the free range pet spider as well as the doll collection that is hidden all over the place.

*glare* I wish to go to the bathroom like an adult

Time to burn down my house then.

Granted! You use the bathroom like an adult, but the toilet paper always gets hidden from you. Now you have to get creative.

I wish the spider and dolls weren't left behind.

‘Time to’? Hmm…. That something you do a lot? If I had known that I would have made this my first corruption today: “Granted, you torch the house down and have to move. Soon after you’ll torch down your new home and have to move. And so on. You spend your life moving on.”

Granted, but they weren’t really left behind. You were cured of MPD. It was all you. I think it’s time to progress from denial and embrace your inner spider friend and doll lover. I think you’ll become fast friends with the spider and then you’ll both play with the dolls. How cute!


You know, in my last reply I almost wrote that by not going as an adult, I hoped you meant that I still read Donald there, but now I’m glad I didn’t, I don’t wanna get that creative!

I wish whoever is hiding it would stop it!

Granted! They leave for you some leaves and corncobs to get the job done.

I wish to not play dolls with a spider, or with a sloth, or a BEK. None of that!

Granted, now you, the spider, a sloth and a BEK all have a fun snowball fight while the dolls are watching. The sloth hits a doll with a snowball and the possessed the doll glares at you. Uh-oh! You’re in for it now!

I wish for my own locked bathroom to which I alone have the key and no-one can mess up with the paper or anything else there.

Granted, but the key break off in the lock.

I wish dolls would stop getting possessed and stop possessing people.

Granted, now dolls possess sloths instead, and guess where they’re heading. Yup, that’s right! Imagine the army of possessed sloths coming your way.

I wish I didn’t feel lethargic.

Granted! You are so completely wired. You run around your apartment like a 3 year old, breaking everything in sight.

I wish for a dragon to come down upon the sloth army, and burn them to a crisp.

Granted! A beautiful dragon torches the sloths. The scent of sloth BBQ is so intriguing you just gotta go there and grab a bite. You become addicted to sloth roast. Who would have seen that coming?

I wish to not be hyperactive.

Okay, granted! You are back to being lethargic. You just lay around like a slug.

I wish to never ever develop a taste for sloth roast. I mean, gross!

Granted, but now you hunger for brains, eye balls and liver.

I wish mist wasn’t so creepy.

Granted! Mist is now just so inviting. You go frolicking through the mist unaware of the dangers that lie ahead.

I wish to not hunger for gross things such as eye balls, brains, and liver. I mean seriously! I'm American. We won't typically eat such things, and for good reason.

Granted, but most of your food contains pink slime, which is gross but part of typical food.

I wish to not be blind to the dangers of the mist! I have seen “The mist” and “The fog”, and I know how dangerous they are.

Granted! You aren't blind to the dangers that lie within the mist, however, you just can't help but go through it. This mist is you under its spell. You are mesmerized by it.

I wish I didn't have eye floaters.

Granted, it turns out you don’t. Your eyes actually have microscope qualities, and what you think is floaters is actually microscopic life moving about. Not sure if seeing them all the time is any better, but…

I wish to not be under the spell of the evil mist.