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What a nightmare!

Granted, because I wish so too.

I wish to not live on that island under those conditions.

Granted, you live in Antarctica.

I wish I didn't feel like time is slipping away from me.

Granted, you die on that island under those conditions instead, but are instantly reincarnated on the top of Mount Everest with no oxygen...


I wish I could go on a round the world trip with my best friend.

Well, at least when I freeze to death I won’t be eaten by polar bears.

Granted. I’ve had that feeling the last 12 years or so. And time just seems to speed up.

I wish it still felt like days and years lasted forever.

Granted but you'll end up in a prison in Congo, just like Moland and French.

You forget to wish.


Since you did not wish, you only get a brown and lavender umbrella with holes in it, and one rain boot.

I wish there was always this sort of funny irony going on for me to laugh at.

I wish that you would post your address so we can get this umbrella and these boots in the mail to you.

Okay going back to Skilpadde's last wish since no one corrupted it.

Granted, but that would been you would have to go back to being a kid.

I wish I could find where I left my car keys.

Actually I could live with that. Starting over again… Even if I can't avoid the pitfalls there are still so much I'd like to revisit... Gad how I miss the life I had.

Granted, you find them, but now you don’t remember where your car is.

Edit: Granted, there is Canaspie; you!

Granted, Sylkat: Here it is:

Skilpadde
Norway
Europe

It'll get here.

I wish to never visit Antarctica, Arctic or mountain tops without oxygen.

Granted! There is an invisible shield keeping you forever in Norway. Nothing goes in or out. Nobody goes in or out.

I wish to remember where I left my car. I kinda need it ya know.

No!

Granted, you remember where your car is, but now you have forgotten where you are supposed to go.

I wish for there to never be an invisible (or visible!) wall around Norway. It’s bad enough to live at the edge of civilization (where everything is delayed or banned) as it is.

Granted, suddenly due to global warming large parts of the world become uninhabitable and millions of refugee move to Norway which is one of the five habitable countries left. Suddenly its population exceeds that of India, and everyone has about three square feet of land to stand on.


I wish I could communicate with my dog in his MinPin dialect. (Miniature Pinscher).

Granted, but you favorite country, England, sinks into the sea. You can't go there.

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.

@ Shikari:
Granted, you have a delicious kelp ice cream. Yummy!

@ Enviro: Granted, you can talk with your dog. You find you have nothing in common and can’t agree on anything. You even have a fight and refuse to talk to each other.

I wish for Norway to not be overrun with people

Granted, but it now Norway is overrun with turtles. I might find that to be a good thing until they get run over by cars on the streets.

I wish it was Friday.