Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. To make it neon green, bulbs and electricity have to be sent to the moon. This is not a cheap nor efficient process. So much so that it depletes all the Earth's energy, making inhabitability on Earth very difficult.

I wish grass would cut itself.

Granted, everyone in your neighborhood comes over and raids your Pot patch till its all gone.


I wish that it wasn't possible for me to corrupted a wish on this thread.

Granted. Since now you can?t corrupt wishes, you?re left out of the game.

I wish there weren?t a blank line between this paragraph and the previous one.

granted, now everyone can edit your posts.

i wish my hair was thinner.

Granted. It gets so thin that you look bald.

I wish i could breathe normally again.

Granted. Now you can only breathe when you stand in the direction normal to the ground. The very slightest deviation chokes you. You?ll be hard-pressed to traverse ground that isn?t perfectly level, let alone sleep.

I wish the blue color of all the bodies of water on Earth became red.

Granted, there is suddenly a red dye factory that goes nuts and pumps millions of tons of red dye into the lakes and oceans waters turning most of the planet red.

I wish someone would post after me.

after me

Couldn?t resist!

I wish I could.

But then you wouldn't be able to post at all.

I wish I could watch any film or TV show on the internet at any time for free and legally as well. And it also wouldn't affect the internet's speed.

LOL I already do that! so, granted, all you have to do is figure out how, its out there. its illegal to download, not to watch on line.

I wish humans were more considerate and mindful of our planet and its diversity of life.

Granted. Hope you like it on a 1/2" x 1/2" screen.

I wish the trash would take itself out.

Granted, you are suddenly murdered, and the investigators basically clean your house looking for evidence. all though they lost your body in all that trash too, so you get taken out with it.


I wish people had more respect for our earth and mother nature and each other, and esp for them selves.

There would be at least one person who this wouldn't work on, sadly.

I wish the sites I could use to watch anything free and legally didn't have COUNTRY RESTRICTIONS!! !! !!

Granted, use an IP switcher that indicates your from where you want to watch the videos from, works great with BBC programs, the down side is you will have to find the free programs your self. their always coming and going off the market.


I wish I could fry.

Granted. You turn into a pack of raw bacon. All ready to fry.


I wish I could walk in the rain without getting wet.

Granted. You develop a rare disorder in which your head sprouts its own umbrella like protrusion.

I wish I had more work to do today.