Corrupt A Wish

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Granted - suddenly there's so much piled up that you won't be able to sleep.


I wish I could visit Disneyland just once.

Granted. But all the rides are closed for repair and the staff are all on strike.

I wish my fringe would grow back quicker

Yep, wish granted, it grew so long that you can't see properly except through a curtain of hair and look like an Old English Sheepdog and it resists all attempts to cut it.


I wish I had a vegetable patch.

Granted, but the side effects are even worse than the nicotine patch.

I wish I was in Richmond, VA right now.

Granted, but there's a huge blackout there. You get stuck in a lift in the dark.


I wish I could sit and watch the sunrise over the Grand Canyon.

granted, but everyone else in the state has the same idea as you, and they are being loud, rowdy and taking pictures.


i'd sure like to relive my freshman year of high school.

You relive it ... at your current age.

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I wish for a broken wrist.
(I'may usingay everseray ychologypsay. )

that's...actually preferable. (i'm 17). assuming i get to keep my memories, i can be able to do things differently and avoid a lot of the regret that came later.
and i dress better now.

granted, in about 10 years.


i wish i had a pair of thigh high socks.

Granted, but the socks are made of fiberglass. :-O

I wish for an Arduino Board.

(And I see previously I accidentally granted something you didn't actually wish for. Nice going Aladdin.)

Granted. But a gypsy woman curses you so that all electronics that you touch instantly turn in to Pastrami.

I wish I had an isolated cabin in the middle of the woods. With excellent WiFi. And someone who would deliver groceries on a regular basis.

Granted. There is no plumbing though. Good luck in finding water to use!

I wish to harvest the energy from lightning bolts.

Grante. But the monster you re-animated with it patents the technology and then sues you into bankruptcy.

I wish my coffee cup would automatically refill itself.

Granted. But it never stops filling and it eventually floods the downstairs neighbor's entire apartment.

I wish I had a zillion troy ounces of silver.

Granted. You have been given ownership of a massive planet in a distant galaxy 1.7 billion LY away composed of almost entirely silver.

I wish I had my survey meters back from cal.

granted, but scrawled all over them in red crayon is "HAHhahhaheHEEHEEuhuhu"

i wish i had a better a understanding of the black hole information paradox.

Granted. You are now the world's leading expert. But you are also 56 years older as it took you that long to get a few dozen advanced physics degrees.

I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.