You lent them to Inspector Gadget to try out for the afternoon,
and he liked them so much he faked the whole 'accident' thing,
with Dr. Claw, and now you are involved with this whole 'Litigation'
thingy, but, luckily, Dr Octopus has decided to delve into the situation
with his manifold ability to manipulate any octogenarian,
and thus!
You will be able to avoid any 1$ fine by paying a million Euros
to any Latvian judges who don't wear aluminium foil hats.
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Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb