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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Cooked up in the missing crock-pot by a crack-pot. Where is my baking stone?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It's on the top shelf... very high... maybe it's stoned? Or is it half-baked? Where is my chapate recipe?
I think it fell in the pot the last time you cooked chapates. Where is my hero?
On the TV, there is a whole gaggle of them in a series. Where is my Nero?
Didn't he get buried by a volcanic eruption? or something like that? Where is my fiddle?
Nero borrowed it to play while Rome burned. Where is my griddle?
I threw it away. Never saw such an uncomfortable girdle! Where is my copy of The Silmarillion?
Probably same place as mine (I gave it away years ago to a charity shop). Where is my copy of the Hobbit?
I saw a very short man carrying it away. You know, I never saw a stranger pair of shoes than the ones he had on ........ Where is my piano bench?
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Erm... I have no idea Where is my hair? I'm.... BALD!!
MinatoTea Raven
Joined: 20 Dec 2009Age: 30Gender: MalePosts: 118
I found your hair in the Hair dressers, so I collected them and made a wig out of it Where's my Charm?
Your charm is in your tea i'm afraid and I acidently emptied it. Where is my heart?
That heart? Oh I thought that it was a haribo sweet! Whoops Where's my fitness book?
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 121,252Location: In my own little country
I've pawned it for a set of vintage drum sticks. Where is my Slurpee?
Melted into a sticky mess. Where is my warm hat?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
I'm wearing it. Where is my extra money?