Corrupt A Wish

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You're a scientist - Josef Mengele.

I wish I was a famous musician.

Granted. You become so famous that the paparazzi is following your every move and you have no privacy.

I wish web sites would cease auto-playing videos.

Granted, but they auto-play annoying songs.

I wish I would fall in love without it causing me anxiety.

Granted. It causes you gas instead.

I wish I've moved into my new house already and have everything unpacked and nicely put away.

Granted. You then find that the house is haunted.

i wish robo-callers would only call other robots.

Granted, The terminators are here.

I wish I lived by a lake

Granted, you now live by Crystal Lake and your hockey mask wearing neighbour is coming for a visit.

I wish I invented an economically feasible Alcubierre drive.

Granted, but its development bankrupts you personally.

I wish all this rain would stop. It's been non-stop all day.

Granted, but as soon as it stops, the ground starts seeping radioactive waste.

I wish I had a memory like Cam Janson.

Granted. You also remember bad things you can't get out of your head.

I wish it would stop snowing here.

Granted. It then stops for a couple hours to be scorching hot, then it starts hailing in 80 degree weather.

I wish I could use any superpower even imagined, but only one at a time.

Um... Reply plz?

Granted. For each superpower used, you'll get hit by acute memory loss.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time around me by snapping my fingers.

Granted, you are no longer able to snap your fingers.

I wish i had a pleasing voice.

granted...you can never stop talking.


i wish i was scotty kilmer.

Granted. But, you get stuck on building the perfect teleporter, and lose your head by splice.


I wish I had a watch that could turn me into 10-15 different aliens.