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29 Aug 2007, 8:35 pm

(through stony lips)

"Y' mfffkr"


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29 Aug 2007, 8:36 pm

Don't count on a white mage setting you free!


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29 Aug 2007, 8:38 pm

I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves.


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29 Aug 2007, 8:39 pm

*carts Flagg off to the mental asylum*


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29 Aug 2007, 8:39 pm

"Wll, y' si....S t hppns..."

*Quatermass unpetrifies*

"The luck virus allowed me to access a cunningly hidden soft in my jacket pocket."


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29 Aug 2007, 8:41 pm

*is shocked to find that QM has escaped*

Grrrr!! !


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29 Aug 2007, 8:54 pm

Anubis wrote:
*is shocked to find that QM has escaped*

Grrrr!! !


My turn!

*Thumps Anubis over the head, HARD, with a black pudding.*


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29 Aug 2007, 8:54 pm

Patients always want proof. We're not making cars here, we don't give guarantees.


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29 Aug 2007, 8:56 pm

Quatermass wrote:
Anubis wrote:
*is shocked to find that QM has escaped*

Grrrr!! !


My turn!

*Thumps Anubis over the head, HARD, with a black pudding.*


*Is protected by power armour but still thrown to the ground*

*throws a dagger at QM*


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29 Aug 2007, 8:57 pm

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.


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29 Aug 2007, 8:58 pm

Anubis wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Anubis wrote:
*is shocked to find that QM has escaped*

Grrrr!! !


My turn!

*Thumps Anubis over the head, HARD, with a black pudding.*


*Is protected by power armour but still thrown to the ground*

*throws a dagger at QM*


*Dodges it, where it sticks quivering in a post. Pulls it out and throws it away.*

Word of advice, don't throw weapons at people. They can use it against you.

Now, for my S. Aran Power Cannon.

*Quatermass reveals BFG grafted onto his arm. He charges it up and fires at Anubis, ala Samus Aran.*


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29 Aug 2007, 8:58 pm

Doctor, can you fix my piano?


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29 Aug 2007, 8:59 pm

But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?


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29 Aug 2007, 8:59 pm

Quatermass wrote:
Anubis wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Anubis wrote:
*is shocked to find that QM has escaped*

Grrrr!! !


My turn!

*Thumps Anubis over the head, HARD, with a black pudding.*


*Is protected by power armour but still thrown to the ground*

*throws a dagger at QM*


*Dodges it, where it sticks quivering in a post. Pulls it out and throws it away.*

Word of advice, don't throw weapons at people. They can use it against you.

Now, for my S. Aran Power Cannon.

*Quatermass reveals BFG grafted onto his arm. He charges it up and fires at Anubis, ala Samus Aran.*


"Oh shi-"

*is obliterated, and turns into a swarm of pyreflies*

*FFX victory theme sounds*


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29 Aug 2007, 9:00 pm

Flagg wrote:
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?


But what about MY BANJO?


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29 Aug 2007, 9:02 pm

Dr. Foreman: Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is always the best.
Dr. House: And you think one is simpler than two?
Dr. Cameron: I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.
Dr. House: Baby shows up. Chase tells you that two people exchange fluids to create this being. I tell you that one stork dropped the little tyke off in a diaper. Are you going to go with the two or the one?
Dr. Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. House: I think your tie is ugly.


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