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"How many walkers have you killed? How many people have you killed? Why?"

The Walking Dead.

God, I LOVE *BEING A TURTLE*!

Michelangelo, TMNT

“Doesn’t matter how happy something is, throw an “FML” in there and suddenly it’s dark and depressing… It doesn’t matter how negative something is. Just add “lol” and it’ll automatically become positive!”
Monokuma, Dagan Rompa.

"Don't look back--something might be gaining on you"

Satchel Paige, African-American baseball pitcher from the 30's to 50's

Joker: "Pop psychology at its worst. That girl's theories are unfounded. Her professional matter is a joke and her training, if any, is shoddy at best. I love this show!"

The Batman.

Skyler: "Walter, if I have to hear one more ******* time that you did it for the family-"

Walter White: "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And. . . I was really. . . I was alive."

Breaking Bad.

Elderly man at Church regarding Paulie Walnuts: "He was an alter boy."

Paulie Walnuts regarding Saint Elzear: "F**k the hat."

The Sopranos

Max Rockatansky: "My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. . . me. . . or everyone else."

Mad Max: Fury Road.

"Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."

Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Tunes.

Yosemite Sam: "You better say your prayers, you flea-bitten varmit! I'm a-gonna blow you to smithereenies!"

Looney Tunes.

Farah: "Listen to this: [reading from a book] 'Of what use is reason against the power of love? Love is life. So, if you want to live, die in love. Die in love if you want to stay alive.' "

Prince: "What is that supposed to mean?"

Farah: "I thought you'd like it."

Prince: "If you want to be useful, try finding a book that will tell us how to get out of here."

Farah: "This isn't that kind of game."

Prince: [to himself] "A game? She thinks this is a game!"

Prince of Persia: The Sands of time

"Fine. I'll do it myself." (Puts on the left-handed Infinity Gauntlet)

Thanos in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Blackadder: Baldrick, what happened to your face?
Baldrick: Nice, ain't it?
Blackadder: No, its repulsive!
Baldrick: Alright, I'll take it off then.
Blackadder: Baldrick, why are you wearing a FALSE boil? What are we to expect next... a beauty wart... a cosmetic verruca?

Blackadder III

"We're not gods. We don't decide who lives and who dies."

Superman to Regime Superman in Injustice: Gods Among Us.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

"The Big Bang Theory"

"DON'T let this be Sheldon playing bongos. PLEASE don't let this be Sheldon playing bongos."

Leonard In The Big Bang Theory.