Where is my..... [Game]

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Awaiting publication in News of the World this weekend, page 7, 3rd article down the page.

Where is my copy?

Your copy hasn't arrived yet because I have diverted your letters to ME!

Where is my mailbox?

It has been confiscated by police for being full of porn!

Where are my Google cookies?

It was stolen by the cookie monster.


Where is my handcuffs?

I think you left them at the boudoir of Madam whipalot chained to the bed post.

Where are my broccoli seeds?

You planted them inside your head and now you are growing broccoli's from your hair.

Where is my camera?

I stole it. It is now in a pawn shop somewhere in Portland.

Where is my tape recorder?

Under Superboyians bed!

Where is my bug detector?

Your bug detector failed due to the lack of detection that we decided to destroy it.

Where is my bin? I need to throw that garbage away?

You binned your bin inside another bin, which you then put in your dustbin.

Where is my iBin?

Your iBin has been put in Windows Recycle Bin.

Where is my kiss from my girl?

It didn't happen. You kissed yourself.

Where is my job?

You got your job successfully as a cleaner in Portland and earned quite a good amount of money (which is actually kinda true with some cleaners)

Where is my patience?

Be patient, it will arrive.

Where is my rain? The garden is dry.

It's coming, to a place near you, this weekend. (um, be patient)

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Where's is my favourite whine glass?

Stop whining man! have a glass of wine instead.

Where is my face? OMG! Someone has stolen my face and given me a new one!