Where is my..... [Game]

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(um) Ai half porplems witt jour lenguits butt do kum in peas. (bugger)

A trojan stole your face and moved it to Facebook. (you should have ®-ed it)

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Where is my ability to be mistake-less in English?

Your abulity to make mushtick free Englush is mush better than my ablity to mek muchtuck flea Frunch.

Where is my lilac shirt?

Your wearing it right now.... You just can't see it because of the yellow harry potter glasses you are wearing.

Where is my lenses?

Nasa borrowed them to repair the Hubble space telescope.

Where is my free space flight?

You already had your flight in space.

Where is my apartment/flat?

I'm not allowed to tell you for reasons of national security. However, lets just say it is under close supervision and there has been a very dodgy looking character coming and going from there at strange hours of the day!

Where is my email?

You don't have one as you don't know what email is.

Where are my glasses?

Put your glasses on - you will be able to see them then.

Where is my nightcap?

Goodnight you're best without one since you don't have hair.

I wish I had a beard like TallyMan?

Have mine, it is a fake glue on one anyway.

Where is my pet tarantula?

AAAAAAAAAAH!! There it is Just get the dawn thing off my head.

Where is that box, where is it?

On top of your fridge.

Where's my 50 quid note?

Sorry, I had to borrow it for my Dynasty Warriors collection.

Where is my chocolate covered marshmallows?

Sorry. I ate them.

Where is my DVD of Lovely And Amazing.

Stuck in your dvd-rom drive, sorry about that, I was trying to watch it and the matrix at the same time... It didn't work.

Where is bathroom wallpaper?

On your bathroom wall where it is supposed to be.

Where is my bathroom!