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23 Mar 2010, 1:10 pm

Autism is caused by eating McDonalds burger and fries every meal

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24 Mar 2010, 8:19 am

Autism is caused by building drive thru's on ley lines.

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24 Mar 2010, 1:35 pm

Autism is caused by eating melons at any point in your life, you will get it at birth, even if you wait till your 93 years, 11 months, 2 days, 5 hours, 37 minutes, and 2 seconds old.
After that, the outcome is unknown.

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24 Mar 2010, 2:03 pm

Autism is caused by unemployment.

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24 Mar 2010, 2:34 pm

Autism is caused by being employed as the anonymous guy.

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25 Mar 2010, 9:29 am

Autism is caused by being employed and doing no work :shameonyou:

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25 Mar 2010, 11:10 am

Autism is caused by refrigerator mothers who don't express love to their children.
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25 Mar 2010, 1:50 pm

Autism is caused by living in a refrigerator next to the iced lollies.

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25 Mar 2010, 3:24 pm

Autism is caused by re-arranging the food in the refrigerator

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25 Mar 2010, 3:43 pm

^ Don't tell me... you line up all your toys in the refrigerator? :wink: :lol:

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25 Mar 2010, 3:59 pm

Yes, I did TallyMan, I sure did. :lol:

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26 Mar 2010, 9:06 am

Autism is caused by living on any continent other than Antarctica.
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26 Mar 2010, 10:20 am

Autism is caused by living in Antarctica

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26 Mar 2010, 1:08 pm

Autism is caused by licking a penguin.

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26 Mar 2010, 1:09 pm

Autism is caused by chopping a penguin bar and boiling it in spaghetti... **That would be an interesting flavour, chocolate spaghetti**

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26 Mar 2010, 1:27 pm

Autism is caused by messing around with the natural laws of pasta.

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