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Murihiku
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26 Jul 2013, 5:56 pm

:lol: That's a good one!

I'd ban you for making me laugh, but I'm more concerned about you using people for scientific experiments. And who has an "electron magnet" handy (or more than one, since you said "nearest")?

Banned for being an aspiring super villain. 8O


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26 Jul 2013, 6:39 pm

Doesn't every neighborhood library in Australia have an electron magnet for public use at $1.00 per minute, plus verification of current library card?

If you do not take advantage of tax-supported opportunities, you are banned.


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26 Jul 2013, 7:05 pm

Sadly, no. Our taxpayer dollars get spent on other things – like universal health care, effective gun control legislation and, more recently, education reform, among other things. Australia has its problems, but tax-supported giant electromagnets in public libraries isn't one of them.

Banned for being jealous. Maybe. :P


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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27 Jul 2013, 4:48 am

Banned: Yes, since I'm very jealous. :(



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27 Jul 2013, 6:30 am

Banned: For the eleventy-ninth time.


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27 Jul 2013, 7:37 am

Banned: for the 100th time.



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27 Jul 2013, 7:37 am

Banned for making up a fake number



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27 Jul 2013, 7:58 am

Banned: For blowing your nose on the dog.


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27 Jul 2013, 12:15 pm

Banned: for letting others use your dog as a handkerchief.



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27 Jul 2013, 12:18 pm

Banned for using the posh word for snot rag.


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27 Jul 2013, 3:47 pm

Banned: for promoting the use of the word snot rag.



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27 Jul 2013, 3:53 pm

Banned: for posting a used snot rag to the queen of England.


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27 Jul 2013, 3:58 pm

Banned: For giving the Queen a wedgie.



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27 Jul 2013, 4:02 pm

:lol:

Banned: for prompting me to do so.


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27 Jul 2013, 4:04 pm

Banned: for wanting to do so, without any provocation from me. :P



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27 Jul 2013, 4:08 pm

Banned: For wearing odd shoes on purpose.


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