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TallyMan
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31 Mar 2010, 4:07 pm

It left home in search of fame and recognition. It is now holding a candle at the Vatican.

Where is my flame thrower?


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31 Mar 2010, 7:41 pm

I'm borrowing it to help clean my refrigerator.

Where's my Facebook page?


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31 Mar 2010, 11:12 pm

Off getting recommendations of what you should do from Facebook, it will then of course do them for you, and after-words blame you for the fallout.

Where is my other wireless card?



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01 Apr 2010, 12:22 am

It radioed for a taxi and is now on a world cruise.

Where is my wife?


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01 Apr 2010, 10:20 am

Where is my wife? nearby you perhaps...



Where is the scorpion?



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01 Apr 2010, 12:49 pm

It just bit you and you are now in the hospital.

Where is my taxi ride?


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01 Apr 2010, 1:03 pm

It went on diversion, sorry you will have to go to another location to get yourself a taxi ride. (probably different from you).

Where is my headphones?


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01 Apr 2010, 4:11 pm

On your head!

Where are my feet?


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02 Apr 2010, 9:50 am

Where are my feet? Connected to your ankles..

Where are my dvd's?



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02 Apr 2010, 10:25 am

Your DVD are being sold, I needed to raise money for charity. :) (something good for a change) :wink:

Where is my hair?


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02 Apr 2010, 11:21 am

Where is my hair? Currently being recycled as such..


Where is my imagination?



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02 Apr 2010, 11:23 am

In your mind.

Where's my watch?



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02 Apr 2010, 11:34 am

Where's my watch? Should it not be on your wrist?



Where is my arrow-head collection?



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02 Apr 2010, 1:01 pm

Returned to the native American museum.

Where is my skull collection?


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05 Apr 2010, 2:14 pm

Where is my skull collection? Somewhere situated at the Smithsonian Museum


Where is my destiny?



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05 Apr 2010, 3:50 pm

Intertwined with that of the four horsemen of the apocalypse when they visit you to re-shoe their horses.

Where is my pet catfish?


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