The drop something on the person below you game!

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I catch the sparks in a cup and use my mystic powers to solidify them into some magma. I use the magma to melt a few of the bars and save Moomingirl, then run to the bus depot to buy her a ticket to an undisclosed location, so Spiderpig can't lock her again. However, while I am running, my cup falls out of my pocket onto the person below me.

I auction the cup off on eBay and use the proceeds to buy a bus ticket to the same place Moomingirl went (wasn't hard to find out when I used some of the money to slip the ticket seller a nice tip that coincidentally caused him to accidentally mention the location). Upon getting there, I don't see Moomingirl, so I put her picture on a bunch of posters with a number listed for anyone who has seen her to call me at. While putting these posters up everywhere, I drop one onto the person below me.

I grab it, and immediately get wind of Canaspie's efforts to find Moomingirl. I rip it up and "accidentally" trip Canaspie. I catch all his posters and burn them. However, one drops onto the person below me.

Catching one of the half burnt posters, I quickly realize what is happening and immediately set to work to take revenge on yoylecake for sabotaging my plans to find Moomingirl. I spend months developing a plan for a perfectly orchestrated series of events which I prepare to cause in sequence through a 98979.7 step plan which ultimately culminates in the greatest revenge possible.

However, just before I am set to implement the plan, I slip on the empty packet of Jelly Babies that nobody ever bothered to pick up (litterbugs ), which causes me to drop the entire contents of the plan on the person below me.

I look at them, gasp, and immediately modify them to take revenge on Canaspie instead. However, I am attacked by the Dobermans from step 54642 and drop page one, which sets the whole thing off, onto the person below me.

I emerge from my secret hiding place, and Canaspie's plans land on me.

You were planning to do......what

Immediately I destroy all the evidence by burning everything in a nearby trash can. I continue to turn the embers using a loose fencepost I found nearby. Once all of the embers die out, I run away as fast as I can, dropping the fencepost on the person below me.

Ouch...
And Canaspie was planning to do it to me first...
Frankly, you should be thanking me.
Anyway, the fencepost causes a lump the size of a golf ball to emerge from my head.
As I run frantically to the doctor's office, I slip on some ice and spill my slushie all over the person below me.

Sorry yoylecake, that wasn't aimed at you.

A slushie lands all over me. Luckily I am wearing a raincoat (part of my disguise while trying to stay out of the way of all these nefarious plans based around me).

So I take off my slushie- soaked raincoat and drop it on the person below me

It's ok...

and the sodden raincoat helps with the lump on my head...
Once it's outlived its usefulness, I drop it on the person below me.

Oh, my raincoat. Thanks. I put it back on because I am feeling vulnerable without my disguise. Now to foil these nefarious and strange plans against me. Looking around, I see a large wardrobe. That will do nicely. I push it onto the person below me (hoping desperately it is not yoylecake after all his help....)

I lash out with a kung fu kick, deflecting the wardrobe from me. It falls onto the person below me.

I am so glad wardrobe means something different in this part of the world - that pile of clothes landing on me didn't hurt a bit!

With my plans completely and utterly destroyed I decide it's best to get rid of all evidence, so I drop the dancing hotdogs from step 73093 on the person below me.

I open my mouth wide and eat them all. However, they dance in my belly so much that I throw up all over the poor poor person below me.

I hurriedly rush off to the shower to try and wash the vomit off of me. I take off all my vomit-covered clothes and drop them on the person below me.

That's the second time you've dropped your clothes on me Canaspie, I'm getting worried

Luckily I am near a launderette so I quickly throw the clothes in the washing machine. But while putting the washing powder in, I drop some on the person below me

The washing powder gets in my nose and causes me to sneeze violently. You can probably guess what ends up on the person below me.

(sorry about that)