Where is my..... [Game]

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Here, , it is. These two Einsteins will return it to you within a week. Well, within a month. (might smell a tad, though)

(um, it already does, being save and sound, at present)

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Where is my biological clock accuracy nowadays? (um, ever.... )

Wow! What a catfish. I used to have some little catfish in an aquarium once. Nice little fish. Always looked happy. Must have been... they bred in the tank.

Your biological clock needs repair and should be sent to a specialist horologist... maybe the oriental looking gentleman in the Blade Runner film could help you? The one in the refrigerated lab wearing that big white suit?

Where is Harrison Ford?

Somewhere else.

Where is time?

ran out.

Where is the moon?

It's too cloudy to be seen.

Where's my backpack?

Thumbing lifts going around the world all on its own.

Where is my ham sandwich?

I ate it.

Where is my bag of beef jerky?

I don't know what "jerky" is but am assuming it is edible. In which case it must be the stuff I gave to the hungry looking homeless person who came knocking at your door... don't ask what I was doing there... long story.

Where is my bag of dry roast peanuts?

The elephant at the zoo ate it.

Where are my keys?

Oh yes, sorry about that. I'll mail them back to you.

Where is the elephant that ate my peanuts? There was a secret voice recorder amongst the peanuts containing highly classified information concerning a former American peanut grower / president and a KGB call girl.

That elephant happened to have disappeared and now has become the Ghost elephant in a machine.

Your question is missing, lost in the archives of your brain, filed under "duh".

Where is my haircut?

You don't need one, I think your hair is doing that for you.

Where is my costume?

Wonder woman borrowed it... hers is in the wash.

Where is my dinner?

It's not done yet. Check under the shower floor grating!

Where's my imaginary friend?

He doesn't like you any more, so he has become my imaginary friend now. He's told me some very juicy gossip about you though!

Where is my planet?