Where is my..... [Game]

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Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away. Uhm, nevermind. It was recently obliterated by a nearby super nova.

Where's my jar of anti matter?

Well it was like this. I didn't know what was in the jar, and I didn't realise it was a magnetically constricted jar at that, so when I turned off the electricity to it and shook the jar, well there was this sort of BOOM! And that is why I'm making this post from a galaxy far far away.

Where is my common sense?

Deeply shrouded in fantasy.

Where's my frikkin' underwear?

Sorry. I didn't mean any harm. I'll let you have it back.

Where is my Batman costume?

Yeah, I thought it was my underwear...

Where are my glasses?

If you put them on you will be able to find them easier.

Where is my packet of seeds?

You mean the "insta-hair; just add water"-seeds? I thought they were a new brand of breakfast cereal and ate them.

Where's my knee protectors?

The Mafia have taken them... and I don't like the look of that thug in a suit approaching you with a big hammer!

Where are the millions buried from that bank job?

Behind the apple tree in your garden. Don't worry, the police have been notified.

Where's my Inflatable Judy?

She's available in that backstreet store, that only people 18+ can go into. Between the "books" and the "toy" section

Where is my fishing rod?

Same store, between the Judies and Motor magazine.

Where's my sex appeal?

Going out as a radio advert soon... along with various other appeals.

Where is my cutting wit going to get me one day? Concrete wellington boots maybe?

The moon and beyond. (Though launched by a gargantuan slingshot, but that's another story.)

Where's my holy grail?

Being mended to have the holes filled. You can't possibly drink out of something so holey.

Where is Monty Python?

Hiding in the TV somewhere.

Where's my bug collection?

Hiding in the software on your computer.

Where is my DVD collection?