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10 Aug 2013, 4:46 pm

Banned: Because your instructions are to cock.


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10 Aug 2013, 4:47 pm

Banned for saying a bad word.



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10 Aug 2013, 5:01 pm

Welcome back, Popsicle.

But you're banned for stealing the teeth out of children's mouths, with all your colourful sugar.


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10 Aug 2013, 5:58 pm

Banned: For no good reason


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10 Aug 2013, 5:59 pm

Banned for actually having a reason, but refusing to disclose it.


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11 Aug 2013, 12:18 am

Banned for promoting another conspiracy theory.



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11 Aug 2013, 7:59 am

Banned: for allowing your kind to be eaten as a delicious crab cake.



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11 Aug 2013, 8:33 am

banned: For chewing your shoe laces.


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11 Aug 2013, 9:11 am

Banned: for chewing your feet.



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11 Aug 2013, 2:46 pm

Banned for putting fingernail and toenail clippings in your cookies to give them that extra crunch.



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11 Aug 2013, 3:04 pm

Banned for providing the nail clippings for his crunchy cookies.


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11 Aug 2013, 3:09 pm

Banned: For buying a job lot and selling them door to door.


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11 Aug 2013, 6:58 pm

Banned for knocking on my door as a door to door sales person while I was taking a shower.


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11 Aug 2013, 11:19 pm

Banned for not having a Do not knock sign on your door.



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12 Aug 2013, 12:34 am

Banned for thinking such a sign would stop knocking.



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12 Aug 2013, 3:43 am

Krabo wrote:
Banned for thinking such a sign would stop knocking.


You're right there one time a salesman knocked and I pointed to my "Do not knock" sign he reckoned he didn't see it. :evil:

Banned for reminding me of that incident.