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Krabo
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12 Aug 2013, 6:27 am

Banned for not using a more efficient sign language, such as

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12 Aug 2013, 6:53 am

Banned for sleeping in the flowers


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12 Aug 2013, 8:22 am

Banned: for sleeping in a lake.



Krabo
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12 Aug 2013, 10:32 am

Banned for sleeping with cookie crumbles on your pillow.



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12 Aug 2013, 11:03 am

Banned for stealing cookie crumbs from people's pillows.


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12 Aug 2013, 11:25 am

Banned for stealing pillows from hotels, and giving them to the Rodentia tribe to line their nests.



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12 Aug 2013, 12:06 pm

Banned for trying to sneak hotel pillows in your luggage.


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Krabo
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12 Aug 2013, 12:11 pm

Are they crumbs or crumbles? :scratch: Either way, you're banned.



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12 Aug 2013, 12:13 pm

You are banned for not baking us some more cookies.

We want Oatmeal Cookies, with lots of raisins and walnuts!


Sylkat :P



Krabo
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12 Aug 2013, 12:20 pm

What about raisin cookies or walnut cookies with some oatmeal added? (Consider yourself banned.)



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12 Aug 2013, 12:36 pm

Banned for banning Sylkat for no given reason, and because it's fun to have you back and see what your response will be. :D

Who dunks their cookies here, or do most of us prefer them dry and crunchy?



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12 Aug 2013, 1:21 pm

Banned for thinking I wouldn't come back. Besides, I wasn't *anywhere* to come back from. Thanks anyway. :D



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12 Aug 2013, 2:32 pm

Banned: For going on a staycation


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12 Aug 2013, 5:30 pm

Banned for feeding the animals despite all of the conspicuously posted signs.


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29 Sep 2013, 10:09 am

Banned for criticising my right to criticise you criticising my criticism.

And for spelling criticise with a z.



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29 Sep 2013, 10:13 am

Banned for critizizing my arbitrazary uze of ze letter Z


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