Where is my..... [Game]

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It went on a peace march with mine and never returned.

Where is my mind?

I think you left in in the kitchen a while ago.


Where's my cheese string?

Sorry, it looked so appetising and ...

Where is my will-power.

Sorry, it seems it was used for powering an electrical generator.


Where has my youth gone??

In the big picture, nothing is owned.

~

Where's my friends?

(Go on, make me feel really old! ) It has gone the same place as mine, except I've leaked more of it.

Where is the snail that has eaten some of my veg seedlings?

(Hey, "old" means wise! )

The snail was eaten by a blackbird.


Where will I be ten years from now?

Working from home as a translator earning lots of money while you listen to the bird song outside in your spacious garden.

Where will I be in ten years from now?

Having mastered the French you will start tutoring it and writing books on its grammar. Also you'll be happy with your snail-less garden, you'll master the art of doing the dishes and you'll get rich from developing software applications.


Where is the best place for living peacefully?

France isn't bad in the countryside. The only major downside to France is the bureaucracy. You aren't allowed to breath without the authorities giving you a document confirming that you legitimately own some nostrils.

Where is somewhere free of bureaucracy?

The hermitage. As long as you stay inside it.

Where is my good night's sleep?

It seems it got lost in the woods, alongside with mine.


Where is my screwdriver?

Your screwdriver is in my garage...sorry, I lost mine

Where are my working batteries?

Apparently they did something illegal, hence the police are charging them.

Where is my will to get some work done?

Ahem, it seems it went on a picnic along side with mine.


Where is my axe??

It wasn't able to cut it any more so it got axed from its job.

Where is my chainsaw?