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07 Apr 2010, 7:22 pm

Autism is caused by still believing in Santa Claus? **Cool, santa is coming at April weeee!**

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08 Apr 2010, 3:47 am

(Yes, Santa came on April 1st :wink: )

Autism is caused by the tooth fairy punching you in the mouth and breaking your teeth.

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08 Apr 2010, 8:23 am

Autism is caused by reflecting what the tooth fairy did many many years ago.

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08 Apr 2010, 10:30 am

Autism is caused by tying up Santa and holding him for ransom demanding more presents.

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08 Apr 2010, 3:40 pm

Autism is caused by daydreaming..

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09 Apr 2010, 11:14 am

Autism is caused by not spitting three times in every direction when seeing a black cat crossing the street.

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09 Apr 2010, 11:24 am

Autism is caused by spitting without looking who may be there first... or does that cause black-eyes?

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09 Apr 2010, 12:24 pm

Well, according to that latest study black eyes and autism are indeed comorbid conditions caused by not spitting evenly in every direction when spotting a black cat trespassing the street.

Not only that, but also not using traditional Chinese medicine when treating bladder infections also causes autism.