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26 Mar 2014, 1:47 pm

No officer, I don't keep a cow in my apartment.



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26 Mar 2014, 2:47 pm

... And two teaspoons of dried parsley.


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26 Mar 2014, 4:26 pm

I don't think that he wants to buy that goat.


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26 Mar 2014, 7:05 pm

That's how you solve world hunger.


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26 Mar 2014, 7:43 pm

That's right! Order now and we'll even throw in an extra goat, free of charge!


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27 Mar 2014, 5:41 am

If your check bounces, we will send you even more goats.


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27 Mar 2014, 5:44 am

I'd rather have a Basketball that bounces.


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27 Mar 2014, 7:41 pm

I don't think it matters how much coal is stuffed into it - it still won't whistle Yankee Doodle.


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28 Mar 2014, 10:45 am

Oh, that sound. I puked in a bucket.



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29 Mar 2014, 7:01 am

Three lumps, not two.


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29 Mar 2014, 7:09 am

Lumps, but not on my head.


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30 Mar 2014, 8:24 am

No, that was NOT a ghost.....just the next-door-neighbor in her back yard in her nightgown.


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30 Mar 2014, 1:25 pm

Oh, they are just the Marfa lights.



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30 Mar 2014, 1:45 pm

Mayonnaise, not bottled gas.


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30 Mar 2014, 5:13 pm

Dijon, I said Dijon, not the cheap mustard!


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30 Mar 2014, 5:57 pm

'Scuse me, sir, but I ordered chicken fettucini, not a live python.


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