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theimperiousdork
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11 Apr 2010, 3:47 am

It's in Texas.

Where is my pay?


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11 Apr 2010, 3:50 am

Diverted to a Mafia bank account along with your savings and credit card details.

Where is my phormium? (The cold Winter seems to have killed it off)


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11 Apr 2010, 3:51 am

Two headed pig ate it.


Where is nice weather gone?



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11 Apr 2010, 3:54 am

I've not got it. It is bitterly cold today and cloudy.

Where is a nice place for a picnic?


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11 Apr 2010, 4:06 am

Somewhere on the seaside.


Where is my ticket for the boat that will take me there?



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11 Apr 2010, 4:12 am

Intercepted by pickpockets and sold on to a Hungarian weightlifter called Hans.

Where is my peace of mind this morning?


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11 Apr 2010, 7:18 am

Look within.

Where is my white bandanna?



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11 Apr 2010, 8:24 am

Hans, the Hungarian weightlifter (a celeb, pretty soon), nicked it and is wearing it at the moment.

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Where is my vacuum cleaner? (I need it)



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11 Apr 2010, 9:28 am

You threw it out; remember? Because you said it sucked.

Where is my new website?


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11 Apr 2010, 9:42 am

It has been hacked.

Where is money?


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11 Apr 2010, 9:47 am

Growing on trees.

Where is my letter 'G' on my other computer.


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11 Apr 2010, 12:58 pm

Where is my letter 'G' on my other computer. It's being used in some expressive manner..

Where is my writing pen?



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11 Apr 2010, 1:08 pm

It got written off.

Where is my replacement brain? I ordered it weeks ago.


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11 Apr 2010, 1:57 pm

The old brain forgot to do so, I believe. (the ordering, I mean)

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Where did my cheerful mood go all of a sudden?

*starts looking for it, himself*



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11 Apr 2010, 2:01 pm

It will be back, it just went outside to cheer itself up.

Where is my music CD collection?


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11 Apr 2010, 2:09 pm

Where is my music CD collection?Currrently being assessed in terms of value..

Where is my movie collection?