Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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Autism is caused by ' not smiling' when your picture is taken.

Autism is caused by cameras stealing your soul.

Autism is caused by being soul-less.

Autism is caused by soul music.

Autism is caused by training headless chickens to dance rumba.

Autism is cause by training bodyless chicken heads to sing. (Sounds a bit )

Autism is caused by hearing trained bodyless chicken heads singing Marseillaise out of tune.

(I'm a visual thinker and that put the most peculiar image into my mind! You sense of humour is as strange as mine. )

Autism is caused by having bizarre images put into one's mind.

Yeah I've been told to have a pretty bizarre and zany sense of humour.


Autism is caused by removing bizarre images out of someone's mind using fish net.

Autism is caused by keeping live tadpoles in one's ears... though they do grow into Babel fish later which helps one's linguistic abilities.

Autism is caused by using one's spouse head for breeding and raising tadpoles.

Autism is caused by kissing princes and turning them into frogs.

Autism is caused by kissing frogs and turning them into camels.

Autism is caused by reading documents translated from Arabic to Chinese by camels.

Autism is caused by allowing camels to become court interpretors.

Autism is caused by smoking Camel cigarettes in court while interpreting smoke rings.