Where is my..... [Game]

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It moved out.

Where are the Knights that like to say ne?

Where are the Knights that like to say ne? Most likely part of history no doubt..


Where are the druids?

Old and living on fluids.

Where are my three wishes?

You wasted them on beer, cigars and sausages already.


Where is warm weather gone?

I dunno. It isn't here.

Where have my beer, cigars and sausages gone?

Belly, lungs and umm sent to Van Klompe, special delivery.


Where are all the vultures gone? Have you eaten all of them??

I saved a few for you... Reminds me of a joke about a cockerel pretending to be dead in a farm yard, but I won't repeat it here because it's a bit rude.

Where is my sense of humour going to get me? (Concrete wellingtons one day maybe)

(not fair for omitting the joke btw! )

it will get you somewhere at the knee or left bottom calf level.

Where has all the milk gone?

Sorry, yes that was me, I like milk in tea, coffee and also cold in ... milk.

Where is a shop still open that sells milk at 11pm?

I think you should fly for Cambodia right now.


Where is my sense of direction gone?

Yes, the shops in Cambodia should still be open... now where is my teleporter?

Didn't you put it on the cupboard last Thursday when you needed to replace that knitting kit Granma Jessie sent Owen and fly to Yakutat?


Where is my cloaking device??

I'm wearing it right now... I thought you knew I was stood next to you?

Where are my shoes?

No where to be found... Oh crap, i've ripped my new shoes.

Where is my welcome?

Bienvennue Superboyian... there is that OK?

Where is my apple?

Sorry, I needed to stuff that pig roast.


Where are my glasses?