Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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Autism is caused by allowing camels to smoke your cigarettes.

Autism is caused by falling asleep at the computer and one's chin hitting the keyboard.

Autism is caused by sleep typing gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.. **huh what happened**

**TallyMan: Autism is caused by falling asleep at the computer and one's chin hitting the keyboard.

**superboyian: Oh..

Autism is caused by superboyian and TallyMan smoking camel cigarettes when being sleepy.

Autism is caused by being kept awake by camels snoring in one's ear.

And I knew I should have sent him to another room.

Autism is caused by being wade awake at 2 AM ruminating, pondering and chewing on the position of camels in the contemporary world.

Autism is caused by intense sunlight.

Autism is caused by watching thunder and lightning while sheltering under a lone tree at the top of a hill.

Autism is caused by being home alone and listening to birds singing.

Autism is caused by mowing the lawn and not being able to hear the birds singing due to the noise of the mower. (This is where I'm off to now... catch-up with you later. )

Autism is caused by wishing you have some nice time! I'll enjoy doing some ironing and fighting Spanish and Italian irregular verbs.

Autism is caused by ironing irregular verbs, starching nouns and folding adjectives. As for adverbs well they are best left un-ironed.

Autism is caused by allowing Barbarian tribes to make a mess out of Latin.

Autism is caused by learning to pronounce English from Conan the Barbarian.

Autism is learning how to pronounce French while watching 'Alo 'Alo.

Autism is caused by hiding a painting of the fallen Madonna with the ...
(Actually I found a painting like that hidden behind the cellar door when moving in here )