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11 Apr 2010, 10:10 am

Autism is caused by hiding Klomp's painting of the fallen Madonna in the sausage. 8O



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11 Apr 2010, 10:14 am

Autism is caused by preparing the evening meal, which doesn't consist of sausage. I'm off again for a while... the kitchen beckons. :salut:


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11 Apr 2010, 10:21 am

Autism is caused by going off to the pharmacy, etc.



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11 Apr 2010, 11:14 am

Autism is caused by buying medicines with instructions in microscopic print in a foreign language.


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11 Apr 2010, 12:51 pm

Autism is caused by gravity lensing...



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11 Apr 2010, 1:10 pm

Autism is caused by living with one's parents.


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11 Apr 2010, 2:06 pm

Autism is caused by nitpicky people... :x



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11 Apr 2010, 2:18 pm

Autism is caused by drinking too much absinthe.


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11 Apr 2010, 2:20 pm

Autism is caused from pod people as seen in,"Invasion of the Bodysnatchers"



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11 Apr 2010, 2:49 pm

Autism is caused by cheesy old horror films.


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11 Apr 2010, 2:54 pm

Autism is caused by not watching enough horror movies.


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11 Apr 2010, 3:29 pm

Autism is caused by being stuffed with fish, rice and vegetables.



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11 Apr 2010, 3:55 pm

Autism is caused by eating live sushi and having to chase it around your plate.


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11 Apr 2010, 5:21 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Autism is caused by cheesy old horror films.


Autism is caused by watching cheesy old B horror films and liking it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOM0BfOE4Dw :lol:



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12 Apr 2010, 11:59 am

Autism is caused by watching reality television and mindless soaps.


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12 Apr 2010, 12:23 pm

Autism is caused by belly dancing in Bollywood.