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TallyMan
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12 Apr 2010, 12:28 pm

Autism is caused by watching belly dancers sell camels with replacement Korean tyres! :?


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12 Apr 2010, 12:34 pm

Autism is caused by watching Korean tyre manufacturer supporting himself by doing some belly dancing in Bollywood and in spare time throwing macadamia nuts at squirrels. 8O



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12 Apr 2010, 1:32 pm

Autism is caused by not eating at regular times. (And also by throwing fish at squirrels)


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12 Apr 2010, 1:36 pm

Autism is caused by having entertaining and interesting friends! :evil: (I might actually propose a new weight lose method :scratch:)



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12 Apr 2010, 1:47 pm

Go eat! I'm going off-line now so you have less excuse. Bye for now. :D


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12 Apr 2010, 2:20 pm

Autism is caused by oranges.


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12 Apr 2010, 2:51 pm

Autism is caused when your dreams seem way too real and authentic in terms of situations and environment..



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12 Apr 2010, 2:53 pm

Autism is caused by not having a slightest idea what to eat, so making a smoothie instead.



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12 Apr 2010, 2:54 pm

Autism is caused by being a smoothie. :wink:


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12 Apr 2010, 2:55 pm

Teehee :lol: Autism is caused by being called a smoothie.



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12 Apr 2010, 3:02 pm

Autism is caused by drinking cheese and anchovy milkshakes.


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12 Apr 2010, 3:04 pm

Autism is caused by being a character from a book-- see Tallyman



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12 Apr 2010, 4:01 pm

Autism is caused by crashing into a parked car



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12 Apr 2010, 4:04 pm

Autism is caused by parking your car in bed.


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12 Apr 2010, 4:05 pm

Autism is caused by wetting the bed at night.



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12 Apr 2010, 4:07 pm

Autism is caused by parking your car in bed then doing an oil change on it.


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