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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It flew straight into my oven. Where is my recipe book?
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
In the permanent collection at the Library of Congress. Where is my shortcut?
It got cut short and had to go to the bathroom. Where is my longcut?
Right there in your avatar pic. Where is my carving knife?
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
I am busy preparing a pumpkin for this year to be set on the porch. Is this your knife? Where is my Team Rocket Uniform?
_Square_Peg_ Veteran
Joined: 29 Jan 2009Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 640Location: in a round hole
Blasting off into your mailbox soon. Where's my money?
On the Money Tree, out in the garden. Where's my breakfast?
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
It went on a fast break but will return pretty soon. Ah, there it is again. ~ Where are my gladiolus's? They still haven't popped up out of the ground.
I ate them for breakfast. Where is my landlady?
About to appear with two heavy gentlemen to evict you! Where is my cushion? - I can feel a nap coming on.
Uh oh ... I thought that was my pincushion. Where's my 8-track tape player?
jc6chan Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2009Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 11,257Location: Waterloo, ON, Canada
I flushed it down the toilet. Where is my glasses?
On the table, filled with wine. Where is that sack of chicken feed?
DaWalker Veteran
Joined: 11 Jul 2009Gender: MalePosts: 10,837
The government requisitioned it to make payroll. Where is my soul mate?
Stuck in traffic. Where is the Lost City of Atlantis?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Plato hid it in a book. Where is my broom?