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TallyMan
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13 Apr 2010, 3:12 pm

It flew straight into my oven.

Where is my recipe book?


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13 Apr 2010, 3:26 pm

In the permanent collection at the Library of Congress.

Where is my shortcut?



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13 Apr 2010, 3:27 pm

It got cut short and had to go to the bathroom.

Where is my longcut? :?


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13 Apr 2010, 3:31 pm

Right there in your avatar pic.

Where is my carving knife?



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14 Apr 2010, 12:02 am

I am busy preparing a pumpkin for this year to be set on the porch. Is this your knife?

Where is my Team Rocket Uniform?



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14 Apr 2010, 12:10 am

Blasting off into your mailbox soon.

Where's my money?



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14 Apr 2010, 7:10 am

On the Money Tree, out in the garden.

Where's my breakfast?



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14 Apr 2010, 9:13 am

It went on a fast break but will return pretty soon.

Ah, there it is again.

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Where are my gladiolus's? They still haven't popped up out of the ground.



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14 Apr 2010, 9:26 am

I ate them for breakfast.

Where is my landlady?



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14 Apr 2010, 11:22 am

About to appear with two heavy gentlemen to evict you! 8O

Where is my cushion? - I can feel a nap coming on.


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14 Apr 2010, 12:10 pm

Uh oh ... I thought that was my pincushion.

Where's my 8-track tape player?



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14 Apr 2010, 1:05 pm

I flushed it down the toilet.

Where is my glasses?



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14 Apr 2010, 1:18 pm

On the table, filled with wine.

Where is that sack of chicken feed?



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14 Apr 2010, 1:27 pm

The government requisitioned it to make payroll.


Where is my soul mate?



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14 Apr 2010, 1:30 pm

Stuck in traffic.

Where is the Lost City of Atlantis?



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14 Apr 2010, 1:32 pm

Plato hid it in a book.


Where is my broom?