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18 Apr 2010, 3:52 am

Autism is caused by gremlins inside your computer


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18 Apr 2010, 5:45 am

Autism is caused by implanting microprocessors inside gremlins.



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18 Apr 2010, 9:53 am

Autism is caused by implanting nannites inside microprocessors inside gremlins inside computers.


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18 Apr 2010, 11:19 am

Autism is caused by not being able to pronounce welsh city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch ("The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave").



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18 Apr 2010, 12:30 pm

Autism is caused by swallowing one's tongue while trying to pronounce the above word.


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18 Apr 2010, 1:26 pm

Autism is caused by choking on tongue twisters.



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18 Apr 2010, 1:52 pm

Autism is caused by trying to play twister with a tornado.


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18 Apr 2010, 2:08 pm

Autism is caused from listening to music being played backward..



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18 Apr 2010, 2:10 pm

siht gnidaer yb desuac si msitua


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18 Apr 2010, 2:12 pm

sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐəɹ ʇou ʎq pəsnɐɔ sı ɯsıʇnɐ



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18 Apr 2010, 2:14 pm

Autism is caused by reading upside down contents.


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18 Apr 2010, 2:20 pm

Autism is caused by reading while one's eyes are closed.


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18 Apr 2010, 2:25 pm

Autism is caused by drawing eyes on your closed eyes while pretending to be reading.



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18 Apr 2010, 2:28 pm

Autism is caused by having cheap Chinese made bionic eyes:

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18 Apr 2010, 3:23 pm

Autism is caused by having funny friends. :lol:



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18 Apr 2010, 3:34 pm

Autism is caused by trying to act normal.