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jrjones9933
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27 Jul 2014, 10:07 pm

Cloudy, hot, and humid. What a brewery day!


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27 Jul 2014, 10:23 pm

Why am I so tiled?




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27 Jul 2014, 11:16 pm

I'd like the civil engineer and construction crew to comfort if I the area so we can setup a base here.



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28 Jul 2014, 6:36 am

I lost 20 lbs in 6 weeks on the troglodyte.


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28 Jul 2014, 3:36 pm

I was underwear that the kettle had already boiled.

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28 Jul 2014, 4:24 pm

...threefifty!four?doihearfourhundred?fourhundredintheback!doihearfourfifty?fourfifty?no?goingonce!?goingtwice!?SOLID!

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28 Jul 2014, 4:34 pm

If you cross her palm with silver, she'll look straight in to your furniture.

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28 Jul 2014, 4:42 pm

The future of Ukraine is a very tropical subject at the moment

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28 Jul 2014, 4:44 pm

If you draw on the wall then you'll have to rubbish out yourself.

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28 Jul 2014, 4:47 pm

Do you need a shoulder to crayon?

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28 Jul 2014, 4:52 pm

Omelette-ing my house out.

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28 Jul 2014, 5:14 pm

You can't fool us. Window what you're planning.

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28 Jul 2014, 5:21 pm

Is that lasagna arm your wife or your girlfriend?

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29 Jul 2014, 7:45 am

Sometimes a shy person is called a wallpaper.


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29 Jul 2014, 9:35 am

This pestilence keeps falling out of my spectacles.

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29 Jul 2014, 12:33 pm

The shoepolish told me that my fashion sense when it came to footwear is unforgiveable.

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