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WitchsCat
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12 Oct 2013, 5:28 pm

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12 Oct 2013, 5:37 pm

Collects hazelnut shells.


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12 Oct 2013, 5:38 pm

Collects wings of dead flies.


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12 Oct 2013, 6:06 pm

Buys pennies at the Five and Dime


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12 Oct 2013, 6:09 pm

"Drank" tuna from a straw.


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12 Oct 2013, 6:37 pm

Eats straw and poops out gold


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13 Oct 2013, 4:08 am

Collects fresh horse poop, bakes it in the oven and makes bricks from it.



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13 Oct 2013, 6:39 am

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13 Oct 2013, 7:31 am

makes keys at a hardware store by day, and is a cat burglar by night.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:16 am

Tried to give tuna to cat burglars in hopes of distracting them.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:19 am

Throws cats at tuna burglars to scare them off.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:20 am

Hoards cans of years-old tuna claiming he doesn't notice the smell.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:21 am

Has a fish cannon that can fire 10 1000 pound tuna per minute.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:23 am

Has a bird cannon that can fire 10,000 pounds of chicken per minute.


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13 Oct 2013, 9:34 am

Has a 10,000 pound mutant chicken that eats radioactive corn


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13 Oct 2013, 9:36 am

Ate said corn and grew an extra head as a result.


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