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Murihiku
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28 Jan 2014, 3:25 pm

Banned because the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.


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28 Jan 2014, 4:06 pm

On behalf of the Swedish candy company, I ban you all. (They promised me free candy for the rest of my life if I do it, pre-unwrapped.)



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28 Jan 2014, 4:07 pm

BANNED FOR NOT BIDDING IN THE AUCTION HOUSE



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28 Jan 2014, 4:11 pm

Banned for not knowing how to unlock the capitals. Extra ban if you typed them holding the shift key down.



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28 Jan 2014, 4:29 pm

Banned for not telling anyone that Sweden was auctioning candy.


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28 Jan 2014, 4:36 pm

Banned for mixing bribery with auctioning.



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28 Jan 2014, 5:07 pm

Banned for bribing a Swedish auctioneer.


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28 Jan 2014, 8:09 pm

Banned for being unable to get off of the topic of Swedish candy!


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28 Jan 2014, 9:23 pm

Banned for not recognizing the difference between talking about Swedish auctioneers and Swedish candy



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29 Jan 2014, 12:09 am

Banned because it's time to go home now, and I don't have time to think of a more technical reason.



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29 Jan 2014, 12:58 am

Banned for obvious inability to think technically.



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29 Jan 2014, 1:10 am

Banned because I've got a certificate that says I can think technically when I have to.

But 6pm at work with a glass of wine in my hand is not the best time to expect lucid thoughts from me. :P



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29 Jan 2014, 2:15 am

Banned for drinking on the job (and driving too, I bet)!

I know, I know, it was only a glass. :P



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29 Jan 2014, 2:27 am

It was only a glass. And I did drive home afterwards. But we all needed it after the day we had.

You are banned for being right.



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29 Jan 2014, 8:25 am

Banned: for not having any colour in your avatar.



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29 Jan 2014, 12:45 pm

Krabo wrote:
I've got a 500 lbs bag of Swedish candy...


Now, this was a regrettable decimal error. I though 1 lb would equal 0.45 gram. But it is 0.45 kg. I ban every single one of you for not telling me earlier.